Imagine my surprise – I checked my blog files for what I wrote a year ago. I was already suffering from pandemic fatigue.
To combat it, I’d gone for humor and submitted humorous quotes. I might as well do the same this week, but with different quotes from some of the same people.
• from George Carlin: I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, ‘Where’s the self-help section?’ She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
• from Woody Allen: Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon.
• from Ellen Degeneres: Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.
• from Steven Wright: Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
• from Stephen Colbert: I don’t trust children. They’re here to replace us.
• from Fran Liebowitz: I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
• from Will Rogers: Everything is changing. People are taking comedians seriously and politicians as a joke. (hmm – from Will Rogers, 1879-1935)
• What’s your favorite quote, one that makes you laugh even in a pandemic?